when u miss the last step on the stairs
Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi
I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.
I shaved my leg. Feel how smooth it is!
WHEN BOYS GET ANGRY AND THEIR JAW DOES THE THING
im going to p
ractice my cooking. i need to be able to cook 10000 eggs in 10 minutes. that’s 1000 eggs a minute. that’s 16.666666 eggs a second. i need to be fast. so fast you cant even see my arms as they frantically prepare egg after egg. i hope the world is ready
WHAT THE UFCK