kingjaffejoffer:

When someone with stank ass breath talks to you really close

kingjaffejoffer:

When someone with stank ass breath talks to you really close

oxbutt:

playing truth or dare
more like
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or

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toxicmp3:

look who’s talkin with ya titties all out

toxicmp3:

look who’s talkin with ya titties all out

assballconnector:

crimewave420:

does anyone have that picture of the skeleton and it’s like “BOY I DIE…SHIT BOY”

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jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them: no
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

bae-leaves:

when u accidentally drop ur phone on ur face.

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myynt:

i hate bugs that fly, jump, crawl, dougie, twerk, 2 step, all that shit

bussykiller:

when mom finally comes home

niknak79:

Kids playing with a water hose during coast guard demonstration.

niknak79:

Kids playing with a water hose during coast guard demonstration.

fakehomura:

HUD HUD DABANGG DABANGG DABANGG …..

fakehomura:

HUD HUD DABANGG DABANGG DABANGG …..